This T-shirt perfectly captures the humor of people who are dry, direct, and maximally sarcastic.

The saying "The only scenario in which I'll knock over a cyclist is if I forget to check my shoulder" is an absolute laugh for drivers, two-wheel fans, or anyone who loves dark humor.

The modern, lightweight ringspun cotton shirt is pleasantly soft to wear, breathable and retains its shape permanently thanks to side seams and twill neck tape.

The clear, typographic print is striking without being loud — and highlights precisely the word that makes the joke perfect.

Ideal for casual get-togethers, city strolls, bike rides or simply as a statement piece that will elicit laughter from afar.

A shirt that fits comfortably from the first moment and retains its look even after many washes.

• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable & high-quality
• 160 g/m² lightweight fabric – pleasantly cool and perfect for everyday use.
• Side seams – better shape, greater durability
• Ribbed crew neck – stable & elastic
• Twill neck tape – prevents stretching and stabilizes the collar
• Modern Fit – slightly tailored, contemporary fit
• Ideal for DTG prints – razor-sharp typography

• Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C / 90 °F)
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Iron on low heat (not on the design)

Do not dry clean

EU representative : HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information : SG Clothing SGTEE, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions : Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean